Ah! This looks like a great place to hid-* Ew ew ew eeeeeeewww! What an obnoxious twat! I can’t believe it! First the porn. Now these things! Nhgn… It’s hard to resist the urge to snoop around right now. Luckily for him, the sound of his key-chain coming out of his pocket warned me of his presence. He’s coming!

Hehehehe- I’m so horrible. Now all I have to do is to remain completely quiet or my plan will fail! I hate to wait. Though at least the waiting gave me some time to think. We have been seeing each other more and more over the last few weeks. Guess what- He’s a vegetarian. Not really my thing, still- I stopped eating meat out of respect for him. I never knew tofu tastes so much like meat.

You know. A few days it bugged me a bit when he said, -probably as a joke-, that he wants a threesome before he turns thirty. Else he said he wouldn’t feel like he’d had ‘lived’. I told him that I could understand- But I couldn’t. Perhaps we’re not really boyfriend-material. Then again, maybe he just doesn’t realise that we could be.

That’s why I’m at his apartment today- under-cover. To show him that we could be. Hehehe- I’m so devious. I made a real mess  in his vacant home. Roses and rosebuds are spread around everywhere, and I do mean -everywhere-. That’s what you get for giving a stranger your key. The first part of my devilish scheme complete! I wasn’t sure when he’d be home, so I looked for a hiding spot in his bedroom. I didn’t want him to see me. That’s when I almost tripped over them.

Are they used? They look used. Jegh. I’m not gonna touch them. And you know what one of the boxes said? Before you spank-er cover your wank-er. With a short click the front-door of Kevins apartment unlocked while I quickly hid myself. I could hear him gasp as he walked into his living room. “Nathan?” I tried not to breath as I heard my name , “What’s going on? Are you here?”. Kevins voice was far away, the sucker has no idea I’m in his bedroom right now.

Bbvvvvtt…. Bbvvvttt… Kevin is calling me. That’s my queue! Sneaking up to Kevin from behind was easier than counting to one. A pounce and a loud shriek later, Kevin found me on top of him. Seeing his surprised face was worth the hours of boredom. “Nathe?!!? ..T..Thank y-*”. He got interrupted by a brief kiss. “I like you a lot.” I whispered before I took him to the bedroom and um.. spanked-er. And that wasn’t even part of my plan, the box gave me the idea.

I just hope we’re not just fucking for fun. ..I want him.

..all to my self.